没事儿别老瞎激动！把每一天过的像蓄谋已久一样

公主原来好邪恶的。

灰姑娘也很血腥。

海的女儿其实也很残暴。

白雪公主也只不过是个青面獠牙的奴隶主。

睡美人在没有被王子亲吻之前其实并不真是个“美人”。

我们好坏的。

其实我们在别人看来也并不美丽，

可是，我胖胖呆呆的王子

我还会是你心中美美的那个公主吗？

哈哈，露个小念念，小鲸鱼~

好活泼的小鳄鱼哦！

你是个小海豚~

你是个小小chi猬吗？你是什么啊？

头会不会很沉啊？长颈鹿宝宝？

哈哈蝙蝠宝宝！！

孔雀宝宝只有三个脚趾纸！！哈哈

你是只大胖猫吗？爪爪好可爱哦！

羊羊宝宝！！好可爱好可爱！！

原来果果一直摘那尼！只是我没有发现果果的眼睛而已啊！！

我一转脸，咦，满树的枣果果，难道这就是枣树啦！

我又一转脸，哇，这不是核桃吗！难道这就是核桃果果树？

没戳了，这就是被我照扯了的柿子树！曾记否，那时我们年少，偷柿子偷的欢……

万绿丛中一点红，石榴姐：

终于弄清我的党组织关系该怎么“按程序”办了：

首先曲阜市市委开介绍信给曲阜市经贸局，曲阜市经贸局开介绍信给曲阜市国税局总局，然后曲阜市国税总局党组织开介绍信给曲阜市国税局石庄分局党支部，然后曲阜市国税局石庄分局党支部再回执给西安外国语大学党支部……

在市委：

领导：你这个不归我们管的。回西安重开吧！

我：（心都碎成片片了）您要不想想别的办法？我实在是不可能再回去了！

领导：那你开到你妈妈单位吧。国税是吧？我给你把介绍信开到经贸局去，然后你按程序走吧。

我：好好好，那个，请问，经贸局怎么走啊？

领导：你出了大门直走，然后右拐，直走，到第一个红绿灯以后右拐，再直走，走到下一个红绿灯以后左拐，再直走，走到华联后面，再右拐一个小弯看到新华书店，然后就走到一个十字路口了，十字路口前面20多米处就是经贸局了。

我：…… ……

领导：没听懂啊？再给你说一遍哦，你看，你出了大门直走，然后右拐，直走，到第一个红绿灯以后右拐，再直走，走到下一个红绿灯以后左拐，再直走，走到华联后面，再右拐一个小弯看到新华书店，然后就走到一个十字路口了，十字路口前面20多米处就是经贸局了。

我：………………

领导：还没明白？你来看我的手势，你看，你出了大门直走，然后右拐，直走，到第一个红绿灯以后右拐，再直走，走到下一个红绿灯以后左拐，再直走，走到华联后面，再右拐一个小弯看到新华书店，然后就走到一个十字路口了，十字路口前面20多米处就是经贸局了。

我：好好好，我明白了我明白了我明白了！！

在经贸局：

我：唉，这个，您看，您这个地址是不是填错了？

老太太：（一脸迷茫地看看我，看看介绍信）……

我：是不是该填我们原来学校的地址啊，您看，之前那个人就是照抄的……

老太太：（看看我，看看介绍信，一脸迷茫）……

我：是这样，您看，它这里说的是“原”地址，就是转过来之前的地址啊，应该是我们以前学校吧！

老太太: (看看我，看看信），哦，是“原”地址，，可是，，可是，，你这个地址太长了！

我：……我自己填吧……

（那您也不用直接写个“经贸局”吧，倒是短了……）

http://www.a520a520.com/ 三少教我们廉价的周游世界啦！

看到泰国到明年的三月份免签证费用，心里痒痒的！最便宜的话，往返机票大概需要1300左右。

三少算，在泰国玩十天，也就花2300多元，和国内游玩差不多啦。

去别的国家也不错，可以去北欧啊，去荷兰啊，去瑞士啊，都不错！

赚钱赚钱！出国出国！！

你看你看！！老爸打呼噜结果就是这样！！把宝宝都要吓史呢！！

这可怎么办吗……你看你打呼噜打的！！以后怎么带孩子吗，哼！

你，你，你，你这是什么态度吗！！

大妈令我感动，评委令我感动，歌词令我感动。突然间充满了力量。

I dreamed a dream我做了一个梦

There was a time when men were kind
曾有一度人们是良善的
When their voices were soft
那时他们的声调温柔
And their words inviting
字语动人
There was a time when love was blind
曾有一度爱情是盲目的
And the world was a song and the song was exciting
世界就像一支动人的旋律
There was a time
那是过往的时光了啊
Then it all went wrong
后来一切都变了
I dreamed a dream in time gone by
我梦见在梦境中过往的时光
When hope was high
抱持著崇高的盼望
And life worth living
生活充满了生命力
I dreamed that love would never die
我梦见爱永不止息
I dreamed that God would be forgiving
我梦见了上帝的宽容
Then I was young and unafraid
那时我年轻无惧
And dreams were made and used and wasted
梦想被打造也被消磨
There was no ransom to be paid
无原由的挥豁殆尽
No song unsung, no wine untasted
未唱的歌,未尝的美酒啊
But the tigers come at night
而老虎(此只危机)总是在夜晚出没
With their voices soft as thunder
它们的低吼犹如暗雷低回
As they tear your hope apart
好像在哀悼你的希望被摧毁
And they turn your dream to shame
并扭曲使你的梦想蒙羞
He slept a summer by my side
他整个夏天在我身旁安睡
He filled my days with endless wonder
他使我的每日充满无比惊奇
He took my childhood in his stride
他关照我的童年进展
But he was gone when autumn came
但当秋天来时他却离开了我
And still I dream he'll come to me
直至如今，我仍梦想著他将要回到我身旁
That we will live the years together
梦想著我们可以一起度过美好时光
But there are dreams that cannot be
但这些梦想不会成真了
And there are storms we cannot weather
我们也经不起这些狂风暴雨
I had a dream my life would be
我的梦想曾经即将实现
So different from this hell I'm living
与我悲惨境遇大异其趣
So different now from what it seemed
相形现在是这麼的不同
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed.
现在的生活扼杀了我做的梦

美国星光大道 (美国达人) 2009-06-30 第四季第三集; 初选 Kevin Skinner 演唱 "If Tomorrow Never Comes" ;
America's Got Talent - Kevin Skinner Performed "If Tomorrow Never Comes" , S04E03 Aired:2009-06-30;

乡下的抓鸡男孩，一登台就被评委和观众们笑他的口音和穿着，但是音乐响起的时候他很快就征服了所有人！

很喜欢这样的演出，觉得很感动。

这首歌叫If Tomorrow Never Comes (by Ronan Keating)

Sometimes late at night
I lie awake and watch her sleeping
She's lost in peaceful dreams
So I turn out the lights
and lay there in the dark
And the thought crosses my mind
If I never wake up in the morning
Would she ever doubt the way I feel
About her in my heart

If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way
to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face the world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes

'Cause I've lost loved ones in my life
Who never knew how much I loved them
Now I live with the regret
That my true feelings for them
never were revealed
So I made a promise to myself
To say each day how much
she means to me
And avoid that circumstance
Where there's no second chance
to tell her how I feel

If tomorrow never comes
Will she know how much I loved her
Did I try in every way
to show her every day
That she's my only one
And if my time on earth were through
And she must face the world without me
Is the love I gave her in the past
Gonna be enough to last
If tomorrow never comes

So tell that someone that you love
Just what you're thinking of
If tomorrow never comes

这个女孩是Taylor Ware 来自美国田纳西州 参加这个比赛时是11岁
这个比赛叫America's Got Talen

这种唱法英语说是yodel 翻译过来就是真假音反复变换的唱法 源自瑞士高山
她唱的这首歌叫He taught me how to yodel

I went across to Switzerland where all the yodelers be To try to learn to yodel with the yodel-laho-hoti-o
I climbed a big high mountain on a clear and sunny day
And there i met a yodeling guy in little swiss chalet.
He taught me to yodel yodel-oh-ee-dee
Diddly- odel-oh-ee-dee
Diddly-odel-oh-ee-dee
He taught me to yodel
Yodel-oh-ee-dee-ay-dee
Yodel-oh-ee-dee-oh-dee
So now I wanna teach you
All to yodel just like me
Its easy when your singing
To the yodel-diddly-oh-oh-dee
First you take a deep breath
Then exhale one, two, three
And then you'll hear a yodel
If you listen close to me
Yeah, this is how you yodel.
Yodel-oh-ee-dee Diddly-odel-oh-ee-dee Diddly-odel-oh-ee-dee This id how to yodel Yodel-oh-ee-dee Diddly-odel-oh-ee-dee Yodel-oh-dee He taught me to yodel Yodel-laho-heti e-tay eh ti ey Yodel-laho heti (2x) Yodel-eh yodel-oh oh-ti(3x）